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Archive for December, 2008

New Year Bits and Tibits

Posted by randylewiskemp on December 28, 2008

VOIP Again

Have you seen the commercials for “Magic Jack”?  It shows a snake oil salesman, talking about the greatest product, since sliced bread.  It’s all about this little gizmo you plug into a computer USB port.  What they don’t tell you is that the software gets loaded, unto the guest computer.  If you don’t have administrator rights, you won’t get the software installed.  You’re better off checking out the top ten recommendations at http://tinyurl.com/8hmw5c.  If you want more information on how VOIP works, check out http://tinyurl.com/7lubcf and http://tinyurl.com/839g5n.  You might enjoy browsing the website at http://www.voipreview.org/.  Currently I’m experimenting with Skype and Yahoo Messenger, which I really like.  Both can make land and mobile phone calls.

My How the Kids Have Grown

Yesterday I spent boxing day with a Greek female friend, I have know for many years.  We spent time talking about the two gifted children.  I remember them growing up, and how one got his PhD in mathematics.  But he was prompted for a career shift, and now specializes in mathematics centered on genetic modeling.  And this kid is now a grown up professor at Harvard University, spear heading research around the world.  How Time does fly!

911-Poem

I’ll inject a poem I wrote a while back, devoted to 911.

Dust Storm #911 by Randy Kemp ©

Dust in the wind,
This song I sing,
As we travel together,
Raining ash.

From dust we came,
To dust we go,
Falling quietly.

Yesterday
I drank coffee
Watched the monitor,
Behind in my work.

The boss said hello,
The secretary copied papers,
And the children called,
While Mrs. Brown whistled.

Two dark birds descended,
Their bitter embrace,
And fire laced kisses
Turned me to dust.

Now we are dust,
Floating in the wind,
At one with the building,
And each other,
As we scatter below.

Please tell my children,
That I loved them,
And the venom,
By your memory,
I will live on,
As the world remembers
The dust.

Randy Kemp
www.randykempcopywriting.com

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In Time for the Holidays

Posted by randylewiskemp on December 20, 2008

Explain the Economy

I couldn’t pass this up. There’s a blog entry on the economy.

  1.  The first part is an old depression era film explaining inflation. It’s probably done in the 1930’s, and there’s a professor explaining the stuff with charts.
  2. The other is some gentleman explaining how Uncle Sam will aid the economy.

Now I’m not endorsing these spokesmen, nor am I saying they have all the answers – far from it. But this stuff is funny. So let’s get on the You Tube video bandwagon, and watch these movies, at Explain the Economy (http://tinyurl.com/dkmatai).  As an added bonus, please enjoy this cartoon on “How not to reduce direct mail spend” at http://tinyurl.com/3ecnkn

It’s a Wonderful Life

It’s a Wonderful Life (http://tinyurl.com/22tzzj) is a great movie. If you click the video link I provided, there’s a chance to view it – in its entirety. Before T.N.T. brought the movie rights, tons of stations played it. In fact, things were so bad… How bad were they, you might ask? If I missed a part on station A, I could see it again on station B. They were all aired simultaneously. It’s a great movie, but “enough in enough”.

There is this angel trying to earn a set of wings. They’re not easy to get, especially for a bumbling fool. So our hero reaches a moment of existential despair. He wishes he were never born. Next we see a town where every person he helped has reached rock bottom. The town that could have been, is a cesspool of depravity. Potterville makes Los Vegas look tame by comparison. Yet everything comes together, just in time for the holidays.

A Christmas Story

T.N.T. airs this movie for twenty-four continuous hours. This kid wants a BB gun, and everyone says, “You shoot your eye out kid.” Does this deter our young hero? Not in the least! One could argue all the naysayers only enhance his determinism. He must have the gun at all costs. Maybe the gun is just as important to him, as the naked lady lamp – with a big leg base – remains for his dad. Who could forget the family venturing to a Chinese restaurant on Christmas, listening to the Chinese staff sing jingle bells? I, for one, am finally relieved when Santa gave the kid a BB gun.

A Christmas Carol

There are a few renditions of this story. During my tenure with the Peace Corps – stationed at a Catholic Mission school in Liberia, West Africa – I taught math and literature. A Christmas Carol was one story dissected by our high school students, along with the various spirits. In Liberia, traditional spirits included distilled sugar cane, and a mediocre Liberian brew. The only decent brew was imported Heineken beer.

Well, back to the movie. Scrooge was an outstanding businessman, but a poor example for a humanitarian. He would have made today’s millionaires and billionaires proud, with his outstanding business success. Yet he was a true capitalist, who hated the government programs to aid poor people. His taxes shouldn’t pay for these measures. But some highly spirited visits change his mind.

Christ in Christmas

Many people would disagree with me, but let’s honor Christ here. At least hold him up as a measure of how people should embrace love. Now in case you wonder, I am a conservative Anglican (much like CS Lewis), but learn much from other Christian traditions.

  1. With the Eastern Orthodox, I see a different way to view original sin, Eucharist, and being made in the image/likeness of God.
  2. With the Roman Catholic (along with some major Protestant denominations), I see how to view dialogue and relationships with people of other faiths.
  3. With the Christian Scientists, I see how to view God’s omnipresence and goodness – yet stop short of abandoning traditional and alternative medical approaches, or creating an alternative theology.

Happy holidays everyone!

Randy Kemp

www.randykempcopywriting.com

 

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Wherefore art thou Fermilab?

Posted by randylewiskemp on December 13, 2008

Nasruddin will guide us

Before we go looking for Fermilab (http://www.fnal.gov/), let’s hire a guide.  My choice would be Nasruddin (http://www.nasruddin.org/).  Who’s Nasruddin?  He’s this wise fool from Islamic folklore, telling stories that are contradictory, often with a deeper meaning.  Other traditions have an equivalent hero.  In the Eastern Orthodox tradition, we have the Holy Fool, which often does foolish acts for Christ.  The Native American tradition has the Heyoka, which Wiki says, “are thought of as being backwards-forwards, upside-down, or contrary in nature.”  This is exactly what modern physics is about.  Everything appears to be, “being backwards-forwards, upside-down, or contrary in nature.”   Welcome to Fermilab!  Here you will find many physicists – including agnostic and atheist – who find God in physics.

“I believe in Spinoza’s God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings.” (Albert Einstein)

Nasruddin Vs The Philosophy Club

I normally join a philosophy club, where we have a couple of  “Armchair” language (they own certificates in logical positivism, by trading in Bazooka bubble gum wrappers) philosophers, and a Sophist that “specializes in Utter Nonsense”.  I will just note in passing many people there seem to have a working knowledge of physics. Does that come from having taken undergraduate and/or graduate courses in physics, sitting down with PhD working physicists in actual discussions, watching TV programs like Discovery or Public Broadcast Station, listening to the BBC, reading some books about the topic, or reading news items in Tabloids? No offense to anyone – just trying to understand – following Socrates.

Here is a question for everyone  there – me included – as many virtual fights break out. If philosophy is supposed to make us wise, and behave like rational beings, why do we behave like the famous philosophers in the book at http://tinyurl.com/5dvv5e?

Journey Close to Home

For me, Fermilab is a journey close to home.  Actually, it’s less than 30 minutes away, in Batavia, Illinois (a suburb of Chicago in the USA).  You can see a particle accelerator, buffalo roaming among the prairie, and a modern era, fancy building.   Actually, one of my favorite components is the cultural and entertainment program, provided at a reasonable cost.  You will find them under the link “public events” at http://www.fnal.gov/.  Let’s celebrate physics with a famous Nasruddin story:

Searching for the Needle

There is this old woman staring at dust and pebbles in the street:
“What are you looking for?”
“I don’t know for sure, I think I lost my needle.”
“And where did you lose it?”
“I believe I lost it in the house”
“Then why are you looking outside in the street for it?”
“Well, because it is dark in my house and I can see better outside. I search for where I can see well”

Are you really looking for your Needle, or are you search “in the light” regardless of where the Needle might be? This question is about one’s search in the darkness and/or his/her house, where (perhaps) the needle was lost.

A response to Nasruddin’s riddle

Here is a response to the above Nasruddin riddle someone shared:

“When I wrote a proposal for the research I thought the answer of my question could be found in an analogy with scientific research. An artificial representation of reality (what was my definition of the art I was talking about) could already be found in scientific research by computer simulation. And computer simulation was very useful for fundamental scientific research. But I wasn’t allowed to search for it in that way. No, I had to look to ‘normal’ experimental research in science: empirical research. Why? Because of the bright light that was shining on it. In philosophers land the dual system (theory-empery, induction-deduction) is so common used that there was no light on a triadic system (theory-empery-simulation, induction-deduction-abduction). I was forced to look to literature where I couldn’t find the answer at my question, and I knew it.”

This is from an email by Evangelical minister Larry Ollison:

“Recently, I was reading a nationally known magazine and I came across a very interesting article. A group of scientists and mathematicians stated that they could mathematically prove that an atom on this earth could also be light years away in another galaxy. They didn’t say that the atom on earth and the atom in the remote galaxy were identical, they said they were the exact same atom in two different places, light years apart, at the same time.”

Stop on by

If you are ever near Batavia, Illinois (USA), be sure to stop by, and visit Fermilab.  Nasruddin might not be available for guided tours, but the physics is as mind boggling as the Nasruddin tales.  Tell them Nasruddin sent you.

Randy Kemp
www.randykempcopywriting.com

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Magic Jack and the Elephant

Posted by randylewiskemp on December 7, 2008

Magic Jack is a No,No

  1. First look at the Magic Jack website infomercial a  http://tinyurl.com/4xrjbs

  2. Next look at a user rip off report at http://tinyurl.com/5u4bhz

I do agree that “most” of his complains are dumb – especially to someone knowledgeable of computers. He appears to have replaced his original phone system with “Magic Jack”, which is a “bad idea”. It’s an addition – not a substitute. I run Skype on my computer, but I also have a cell phone, and ATT land base phones. But there is a couple points he did make:

  1. The company did mention a 30-day money back guarantee. This user complains his credit card was charged after 15 days. It would be interesting to see how this guarantee is worded.

  2. While I agree that technology support is not needed for so cheap a price, a central telephone number and physical company address will do much to give the “illusion of legitimacy”. If they do a large amount of business, they can certainly afford this. Even though I use Net Flicks for DVD access, it’s nice to be able to contact a customer representative for basic questions. I’m on the $5 a month plan.

When I posed the question on Linkedin regarding Magic Jack, there were concerns about poor quality, dropped calls and induced advertising. Now let me translate how it works into plain English:

  1. Magic Jack is a USB read-only stick memory. Inside is the core operating system, which Magic Jack loads. There’s a primitive USB sound adapter included. If you plug this “magic stick” into your USB port, it installs the VoIP (Voice Over Internet Protocol) software.

  2. It functions similar to Vonage. The only difference is where the software is running. For Vonage, it’s in a gateway/gizmo box. For Magic Jack, it runs in the computer’s memory.

  3. Now we have something called packets. They are either on the Ethernet computer side (Magic Jack), or the LAN side (Vonage and other VoIP providers). Packets reach POTS (plain old telephone service) gateways at the prospective provider company, and are passed on to POTS services. Magic Jack is cheap because of the cheap termination rates they receive from POTS service providers.

  4. Skype differs in that it doesn’t use SIP (Session Initiation Protocol) for communications. Instead they had a proprietary protocol.

A call to Vonage answered my question, on who converts between VoIP and POTS – it’s the receiving phone company that translated VoIP into POTS.

I endorse Skype and Vonage – not Magic Jack.

Let’s Finish with a Poem

This is a famous poem, except that I substituted the word “philosophic” instead of “theologic”. Can mankind discover philosophical truth by uncovering what is not true? It reminds me of the infinite monkey theorem at http://tinyurl.com/3pu9j. It states, “that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.” So if everyone states what is not true – not real – given an infinite amount of time and randomness, we will uncover what is true. It reminds me of the novel The Glass Bead Game by Herman Hesse (http://tinyurl.com/6ge8v5). Now I present Six Blind Men and the Elephant – John Godfrey Saxe’s (1816-1887) version of the famous Indian legend.

It was six men of Indostan

To learning much inclined,

Who went to see the Elephant

(Though all of them were blind),

That each by observation

Might satisfy his mind.

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The First approach’d the Elephant,

And happening to fall

Against his broad and sturdy side,

At once began to bawl:

“God bless me! but the Elephant

Is very like a wall!”

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The Second, feeling of the tusk,

Cried, -”Ho! What have we here?

So very round and smooth and sharp?

To me ’tis mighty clear

This wonder of an Elephant

Is very like a spear!”

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The Third approached the animal,

And happening to take

The squirming trunk within his hands,

Thus boldly up and spake:

“I see,” quote he, “the Elephant

Is very like a snake!”

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The Fourth reached out his eager hand,

And felt about the knee.

“What most this wondrous beast is like

Is mighty plain,” quote he,

“‘Tis clear enough the Elephant

Is very like a tree!”

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The Fifth, who chanced to touch the ear,

Said: “E’en the blindest man

Can tell what this resembles most;

Deny the fact, who can,

This marvel of an Elephant

Is very like a fan!”

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The Sixth no sooner had begun

About the beast to grope,

Then, seizing on the swinging tail

That fell within his scope,

“I see,” quote he, “the Elephant

Is very like a rope!”

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And so these men of Indostan

Disputed loud and long,

Each in his own opinion

Exceeding stiff and strong,

Though each was partly in the right,

And all were in the wrong!

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MORAL.

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So oft in philosophic wars,

The disputants, I ween,

Rail on in utter ignorance

Of what each other mean,

And prate about an Elephant

Not one of them has seen!

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Randy Kemp

www.randykempcopywriting.com

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